Potato Cake

Bought a guitar to try scalloped frets and am enjoying the expressive playing. 

Also amused by the "fig leaf" sticker placed over the counterfeit branding of this purchase from China. 

You can feel the cheaper materials in the shiny neck and plastic tuning pegs, as well as hearing a hum from the bridge pickup; but we live in an age where cheap guitars are made by automated routing in countries that don't respect IP -- so the playability is basically comparable with another Chinese guitar aside from copying the famous Swede.  

I'm debating whether to install bright '60s-style pickups, or surfier '50s, or gnarly Texas ones.  

Or a combination?

The name "potato cake" comes to mind, because they're called scallops in some parts of Australia.